I love the RunKeeper app, but I always find myself wishing I could add notes to my route while I’m running. Obviously it’s a feature I wouldn’t necessarily use for practical reasons #DontJudgeMe #PackOfLargePoodles

You will never hear me engage in a Mac vs. PC debate. Totally pointless. That being said, I have yet to find any use for this notification.

This is what it’s like to watch a fantasy basketball game. Isn’t it exciting?!?

I like to pretend that I’m a futuristic robot reading it like the Matrix, and it makes it just a little bit less lame.

It never occurred to me that I should be making any travel decisions based on the availability of in-flight Wi-Fi. Then I used Hipmunk for the first time, and my life was changed forever.

Now I can’t imagine purchasing airline tickets without being sure that I can submit my Bejeweled score to Facebook at 30,000 feet.

Chalk another one up to the wizardry of, “I didn’t know I wanted it until you showed me.”

Here’s the “connection error” message for Facebook’s iPhone app.

Text emoticons will always be hilarious because they’re so stupid. It’s the irony of lifeless punctuation marks being used to display deep emotions. This will always be funny to me.

As long as it’s followed by an ASCII sad face, you could tell me that I can’t check my friends’ news feed, or that have a tapeworm infection.

So congratulations, Facebook! I’m sad that I can’t check you right now, but I’ll get over it ;-)