twitter.com/partyjordanfacebook.com/patty.jordan var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-28186813-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @surprisedanddelighted)http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2197f6a57ede2186aad121b478d49e8/tumblr_mmhi7huBJc1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Apologies to my Canadian friends, but hats off to this guy for the best sign from last night’s Sharks sweep. Round 2 bby. #aboot</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49935067334http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49935067334Wed, 08 May 2013 10:42:53 -0400aboot<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dadc906f3a15514bd114cfa61d36c440/tumblr_mm54faroYy1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look at the beautiful decorative vase someone gave the marketing department #giftsarefun #nsfwceramics #boobs & #bananas</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49389156524http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49389156524Wed, 01 May 2013 18:13:58 -0400nsfwceramicsboobsbananasgiftsarefun<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced028850f9a622d1ae052d02ce5065c/tumblr_mm08btGYhY1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Peak-A-Bogut #latergram #gsw Appropriate face for tonight’s ticket, a man who made 6 shots, 5 of which were dunks.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49164368788http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49164368788Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:50:17 -0400gswlatergram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c94be65a66c898fd5a78588e68373e9/tumblr_mlxwca2lsl1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@eat24 I’ll take 10 of number 46. #drugs #delivery #googletranslateftw</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49049486492http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49049486492Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:36:10 -0400drugsdeliverygoogletranslateftw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2715b99fc295cd529ca8fe75164d213/tumblr_mlxs2tnTUa1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#cheese was here (at Cheese Gang Hangout)</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49043485109http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/49043485109Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:04:05 -0400cheese<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5688efa3d4f56d8b7658d83a8c71244/tumblr_mltjcwWts81r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ladies, THIS is what you wear to the #gym (at 24 Hour Fitness)</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48858581935http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48858581935Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:05:19 -0400gym<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eefeed3362206518f304298eea11bce3/tumblr_mlo1ew9Qn11r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>COLLECT ALL TWO! Taco Bell is really killing it lately. I gotta respect funny CTA copy, or really anything that isn’t “FREE” or “INSTALL NOW.” Also, I just got Skitch for iPhone and I can’t wait to ARROW ALL THE THINGS.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48620168770http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48620168770Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:49:44 -0400mobileadcopytacos<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28cfc9b03edfaffedeccede65f70c49f/tumblr_mlmwu1OZKf1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#GoSharks</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48580664531http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48580664531Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:13:13 -0400gosharks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19bba567c0b2b4fd2b450bb1b27e00ba/tumblr_mlmduehQ1L1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are many reasons to love this #cereal. 1) delicious 2) #adorable mascot 3) Barbara’s Puffins sounds like the title of a ’70s British porn-comedy.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48547038843http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/48547038843Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:23:02 -0400adorablecereal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fe98b3752c8337b1705d2a6a0231349/tumblr_ml9n2qKsTO1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some suggested locations for the previous pic. Actual #lol #stayclassy</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/47990489231http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/47990489231Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:13:38 -0400stayclassylol“The music video for the Kanye West song “Heartless” features George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, Astro, and Rosie done as portraits. This footage is based on Kanye West’s actual apartment decor, which includes large portraits of the Jetsons in the den.[citation needed]”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jetsons" title="Wikipedia" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a></em>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/36763763964http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/36763763964Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:31:25 -0500the jetsonskanyeheartlesswtfwikipediacitation needed<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me53ovN9891r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Picture is totally related. Maybe I googled “Workout tips for elephants.” You’ll never know.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/36657494128http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/36657494128Tue, 27 Nov 2012 04:29:19 -0500lolcontent failpicture is unrelated<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcr0n80kX21r9cn7qo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Bathtub always forgets to pay his phone bill.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/34692376960http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/34692376960Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:23:32 -0400lolyes this is dog<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfs6k12671r9cn7qo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfs6k12671r9cn7qo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfs6k12671r9cn7qo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfs6k12671r9cn7qo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfs6k12671r9cn7qo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>World Series Game 1 reaction gifs courtesy of the always brilliant comment section of @mccoveychron</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/34285521592http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/34285521592Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:47:00 -0400san franciscogiantsworld seriesreaction gifslulzRallyZito<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu8oh0qSi1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Email marketing content relevant to my drunk interests. I didn’t go to BevMo to buy the ingredients for the featured “MVP” cocktail recipe, but I did make the drink. And it was delicious. And now I never forget to open the BevMo e-newsletter for fear I might miss my next new cocktail BFF. Well played, BevMo. Your move, Wingstop.</p> <p>P.S. I’ve had this draft saved for 8 months?</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32862586558http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32862586558Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:13:00 -0400bevmoboozeemail marketingrumcocktaildrinks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9a5npaGy1r9cn7qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s official - Wingstop is classified as a “Productivity” app. So whenever I eat chicken wings, I am maximizing efficiencies and reaching the height of my body’s potential.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32726826341http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32726826341Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:58:35 -0400iphoneappswingswingstoplol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6qzqO6W41r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love the RunKeeper app, but I always find myself wishing I could add notes to my route while I’m running. Obviously it’s a feature I wouldn’t necessarily use for practical reasons #DontJudgeMe #PackOfLargePoodles</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32630196467http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/32630196467Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:09:26 -0400runningappsUIfeature requestsilly<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magnaxbUNC1r9cn7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to Mint.com, I now know that I’m on pace to spend $800 on chicken wings this year!</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/31682924712http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/31682924712Sun, 16 Sep 2012 16:52:09 -0400budgetmoneychickenwingsfoodFattyEconomics<p>Sometimes being a Creative Director means recognizing a good idea and getting the fuck out of its way.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/29167338828http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/29167338828Fri, 10 Aug 2012 22:38:28 -0400artadvertisingi wish i was don draperdeep thoughts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu8ndZLxZ1r9cn7qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You will never hear me engage in a Mac vs. PC debate. Totally pointless. That being said, I have yet to find any use for this notification.</p>http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/17777924378http://surprisedanddelighted.tumblr.com/post/17777924378Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:58:13 -0500macpcpop upsuiwindows